can we just take a moment to imagine little cute nine-year-old hermione reading matilda
and peering into this book about a smart, bookish girl who could move things with her mind
and then can you imagine her concentrating very hard on the books on the bookshelf and slowly, slowly, getting them to move
Sometimes I get huffy about tumblr but then I see that 260,000 people got the same kind of chills I did reading this…
Yeah but what about a fic that starts off like 7 bajillion Stony fics then suddenly—
"Tony, I’m so sorry," Pepper says, "I can’t do this any more, I can’t watch you putting yourself in danger while I sit on the sidelines wondering if you’ll come home safe this time."
Tony stares at her, his eyes wide and dark and sad. “But, Pepper—”
"Tony, make me some damned armor. Dark red, classy. I want to be flying by this time tomorrow."
what if when you killed someone you gained their best trait
#you think you’re killing someone for their brain and you get their nose instead #you think you’re killing someone for their strength and you get their baking skills instead #you think you’re killing someone for their cunning and you get their ability to parallel park (via crazyassmurdererwall)
why do all mens rights activists on reddit look like the dad from peppa pig
TAYLOR IM GONNA
you know what constantly blew my mind as a child
in movies when a character is looking straight into their reflection in a mirror
how does the camera not show up in the mirror
actually never mind about the whole “as a child” business i still haven’t figured this shit out
This sounds really fucking awesome.
Guys make headcanons about me.