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I'm basically a stray cat with opposable thumbs.

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shakespearelove:

scientificmal:

brokenasphyxiation:

zetatauri:

ohnonotthedrill:

ndnickerson:

COLLEGE FIRST.

I love how the Addams Family has ZERO slut-shaming. Like… honey you can dance naked and enslave someone with your womanly charms if you want to, I don’t fucking care, but so help me you’re going to get a college education first.

A+ PARENTING

The Addamses are what every family should aspire to be like (you know; without the dismemberment and electric chairs as play time).  Honestly, have you ever seen more unconditionally loving and supportive parents than Gomez and Morticia?  And not just with the kids, but with each other.  I think what’s especially unique about them is how open they are with everything.  They don’t treat their children like children.  They treat them like they treat everyone else; direct, and to the point. 

I HAVE to reblog this…

Remember that time the Addams Family was one of the best TV shows and movie serieses ever?

The Addamses are literally the family I will strive to be with my future husband.

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eros-turannos:

crystalandrock |  swanjolras:

HEY HEY HEY HEYYYYYYYY MY FAVORITE QUEER DRUNK ASSHOLE POET TURNED 450 TODAY (and let me tell you, there is a lot of competition for the title “favorite queer drunk asshole poet”)

BUT as we all know, there is some controversy over who ACTUALLY wrote shakespeare’s plays!

so in order to mark this SERIOUS and LEGITIMATE issue, i have compiled the most likely theories in this comprehensive list:

  • in julius caesar, cassius says, “this is my birthday; on this very day cassius was born.” on that same day, cassius DIES. guess who else was not only born on april 23, but died april 23?? that’s right, shakespeare. english playwright? or ancient roman ghost bent on revenge? YOU BE THE JUDGE.
  • shakespeare married a woman called anne hathaway. BATMAN ALSO MARRIED ANNE HATHAWAY. have you ever seen shakespeare and batman in the same place at the same time??????
  • lived in london? totally encountered prostitutes several times? probably spoke english? william shakespeare……. or JACK THE RIPPER
  • uh, excuse me, an uneducated glovemaker’s son couldn’t possibly have written the 38 works of art attributed to shakespeare. please consider instead this picture of a cat pushing another cat in a shopping cart. you’re welcome.
  • ””“”“”“”“”“president obama????”“”“”“”“” more like PRESIDENT WILLIAMSHAKESPOBAMA. wake UP, america
  • aliens.
  • ME I’M WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE I HAVE BEEN SHAKESPEARE ALL ALONG AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU FOOLS YOU IGNORANT FOOLS

#happy 450th you old loser i hope you’re banging kit marlowe in heaven

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lyrascambridge:

Asexual Montparnasse though.

Who makes out with people and leads them on, and when they strip?

Steals their clothes and runs out the door.

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because i feel rad as heck

because i feel rad as heck

ameliacarina:

how do you say ‘please talk to me more i crave your company’ to someone without sounding like a creep

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tastefullyoffensive:

"Human, why you do this for?" [x]

brokenarrowsandmumbledthoughts:

napalmevery-promiseland:

attempt at work is going well…

not.

i see you too!!

feeling the love guys

Anonymous asked: savescum it, or cheese it with ranged stealthy bastardry

Nah, I’ll just repeat after I finish this assignment due tomorrow.  Third times the charm, and if that fails, i’m gonna stick an arrow in the bastard.

Anonymous asked: Didn't you know escort missions/quests are always entirely bullshit

But he caused me to have an emotional response first time round, because I felt responsible for his ‘death’.  I’ve managed to get perfectly benevolent alignment, fabulous weapons and armour, and he keeps fucking me over.

deliriouscomatose:

  1. Walk around Nazareth
  2. Become friends with Messiah
  3. ???
  4. Prophet

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So pissed off.  That’s the second time the trader has vamoosed halfway through the quest. I was so careful to protect him, but he just bloody up and vanished. Argle.

jennyatsdcc:

buzzfeed:

asgardreid:

boyfriendhook:

In which Jaime required coffee in order to sit through the wedding vows. [x]

OMFG BEST MISTAKE EVER

Did the Tyrells bring Starbucks to King’s Landing?

Jaime Lannister shows up 15 minutes late with Starbucks and a gold hand.

HOW DID THIS HAPPEN

this is worse than the elsa hair thing

This is from rehearsals guys, it’s not actually shown in the episode.

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