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I'm basically a stray cat with opposable thumbs.

“A woman is only vulnerable when her nail polish is drying, and even then she can still pull a trigger.”

—   some great quote I heard somewhere once upon a time and that is very, very true (via traffic-jam-session)

(via blueroseofwinterfell)

spellcaster-queen-selene:

Remember that movie in which Jack Black was a teacher and building a rock band and when a little black chubby girl asked to be a singer he only said “sure! let me hear you” and the moment she started using her beautiful voice his lit up like all of his dreams came true, PLUS the same little girl was scared that people would make fun of her because she was fat and he started listing awesome singers with some weight on and included himself and told her that people wouldn’t laugh because she is awesome at what she does and that is all that matters PLUS that it’s ok to enjoy food?

Also, when a little boy asked to be the band’s stylist he just said “sure, go ahead fancy pants” like, there wasn’t a single second of questioning it, he went into “ok, that will be your position then” right away

That fucking movie is an hour and a half of Jack Black teaching kids to love themselves disregarding all of the stereotypes

(Source: selene-the-dragon-princess, via heartsonthetrigger)

this-sharknado-loves-you:

sherlollymouse:

castiel-knight-of-hell:

saxifraga-x-urbium:

malformalady:

A son went into a rarely-used bedroom in his mother’s home and discovered thousands of wasps had made a giant nest in a bed. An estimated 5,000 wasps had created a nest by chewing through bedding, including a blanket and pillow. Pest-control expert John Birkett was called to tackle with the mound of wasps inside the mattress at the five-bedroom home in Winchester, Hampshire.



of course it happened in Winchester

CHRIST THIS REALLY HAPPENED! http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-hampshire-28949601


I want to die

this-sharknado-loves-you:

sherlollymouse:

castiel-knight-of-hell:

saxifraga-x-urbium:

malformalady:

A son went into a rarely-used bedroom in his mother’s home and discovered thousands of wasps had made a giant nest in a bed. An estimated 5,000 wasps had created a nest by chewing through bedding, including a blanket and pillow. Pest-control expert John Birkett was called to tackle with the mound of wasps inside the mattress at the five-bedroom home in Winchester, Hampshire.

of course it happened in Winchester

CHRIST THIS REALLY HAPPENED! http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-hampshire-28949601

I want to die

(via brokenarrowsandmumbledthoughts)

tardis-mind-palace:

pir8crabs:

Some people theorize that one extra factor that made the Titanic sink was added weight from loads and loads of time-travelers attempting to prevent it from sinking.

#how to paradox

(via wandkeepers)

skullmoon:

"He was modelled after a specific raccoon, and it’s this little guy named Oreo" X

(via walksin-starlight-inanotherworld)

harleyquinn394:

castiel-in-a-sherlocked-tardis:

this is who i strive to be in life

For psychotic villains they’re pretty decent role models

(Source: 1stcomesthefall, via thewerewolvesareheretosaveus)

kaileighrussell:

howaboutdisney:

YOU DESERVE AN AWARD AND DO U SEE KHAN WATCH HER AS SHE TURNS INTO A WARRIOR IM SCREAMING


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kaileighrussell:

howaboutdisney:

YOU DESERVE AN AWARD AND DO U SEE KHAN WATCH HER AS SHE TURNS INTO A WARRIOR IM SCREAMING

O

(Source: ice-solation, via ignite-the-spark)

championofazura:

people wanting more non-offensive representation of bi/pan women in the media

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people calling lesbians ‘boring’ and insisting that canon lesbians are bi/pan and shipping them with men

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(via punkrockho)

comfort-and-close:

whobloidlostingublerlandsbakerst:

lifeisuselesswithoutpizza:

superwholock-is-my-hell:

allamericanheroine:

asriels:

boys still call girls weak but many girls voluntarily pull parts of their own eyebrows off their faces by sheer force on a regular basis who the hell do they think they’re calling weak

#dont even get me started on bikini waxing

cramps

liquid eyeliner

Birthgiving

dealing with boys. 

(via cuckooforcombeferre)

kidouyuuto:

also kids shouldnt be scared of their parents. theres a difference between “im not gonna do this bad thing because i respect my parents and i dont want to disappoint them” and “im not gonna do this bad thing because im scared of what my parents will do to me if i do”

(Source: caninevillain, via rhllors)

my tiny shitty room is literally 2/3 the size of the bathroom.  and i know it was fair, we drew straws etc, but its so frustrating.  im gonna be living at the library this year.  

in other news, spent most of this morning drying out herbs

sixpenceee:

did you ever become friends with someone so beautiful?  and then they started telling you about the douchebags in their lives that did horrible things to them, like cheat and lie. and the only thing running through your mind is “who would ever want to hurt someone like you?”

(via brokenarrowsandmumbledthoughts)

So I’m probably not gonna have internet connection for a couple of weeks.  Any movie recs whilst im downloading?

captainamericaisavirgin:

do you think the russo borthers hate joss whedon? they are so careful with steve’s character development  and then joss whedon is just like “haha he’s old” and then jerks it to tony stark

(via okayophelia)

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

gallifrey-feels:

More fun facts about ancient Celtic marriage laws: There were no laws against interclass or interracial marriage, no laws against open homosexual relationships (although they weren’t considered ‘marriages’ since the definition of a marriage was ‘couple with child’), no requirement for women to take their husband’s names or give up their property, but comedians couldn’t get married

It’s Adam and Eve not Adam Sandler and Eve

(Source: saltwaterandink, via ninthdoctorsbutt)