im right now imagining, like, enjolras and grantaire are arguing and grantaire suddenly bellows “CITATIOn!” and enjolras just roars back, “COMBEFERRE!!!” and combeferre sighs long-sufferingly and starts reciting all of enjolras’s sources as he stands by triumphantly
casual platonic kisses on the lips should probably be more of a thing
No because it takes the specialness out of actual romantic kisses k thx
*throws ur opinion and romantic kisses in the trash*
What’s next? Platonic sex? Then maybe platonic marriage?
yes exactly that please
This is ridiculous. I am two seconds from stabbing my eyes out with this pen that doesn’t belong to me this lecture is so boring holy shit.
Wait so i borrowed a pen off you and you still have mine?
My anaconda will consider it
My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.
babe come over
I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
my parents aren't home
Pros and cons of boys:
- Con: They’re dicks
- Pro: Their dicks
basically my life can be summed up in alternating periods of Linda Belcher’s “Alriiiiight!” and Bob Belcher’s “Oh my god”
yes hello college, I would like to major in final lair analysis
u are hereby accepted to study at University of Phantomology
feminism never made me hate men but the reaction to feminism sure as shit did
some men* you literally cannot hate people you’ve never met or even heard of.
oh MY GOD OH MY GOD OHH M Y GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OHHHYM GOD OH MY GOD OH MY OD OOOOOH MY GOD oh MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD O H MY GO D OH MY GOD O H M Y GO D OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
look at these things
they’re like tiny
but instead of breathing fire they squeak and cuddle
and they have funny ears and noses
I mean really
bats are amazing
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