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I'm basically a stray cat with opposable thumbs.

sapphicdalliances:

im right now imagining, like, enjolras and grantaire are arguing and grantaire suddenly bellows “CITATIOn!” and enjolras just roars back, “COMBEFERRE!!!” and combeferre sighs long-sufferingly and starts reciting all of enjolras’s sources as he stands by triumphantly

(via vampirenasse)

realymir:

abuubbles:

aspdabigail:

zoeydarko:

aspdabigail:

casual platonic kisses on the lips should probably be more of a thing

No because it takes the specialness out of actual romantic kisses k thx

*throws ur opinion and romantic kisses in the trash*

What’s next? Platonic sex? Then maybe platonic marriage?

yes exactly that please

(Source: crevkicker, via vampirenasse)

brokenarrowsandmumbledthoughts:

This is ridiculous. I am two seconds from stabbing my eyes out with this pen that doesn’t belong to me this lecture is so boring holy shit.

Wait so i borrowed a pen off you and you still have mine?

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

(via alittlebitlaura)

girl:

babe come over

boy:

I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple

girl:

my parents aren't home

boy:

I know

piplump:

Pros and cons of boys:

  • Con: They’re dicks
  • Pro: Their dicks

(Source: piplump, via brokenarrowsandmumbledthoughts)

fucknodoms:

I HAVE A HUGE COCK AND I PLAY HOCKEY LMAO FOREVER

fucknodoms:

I HAVE A HUGE COCK AND I PLAY HOCKEY LMAO FOREVER

(Source: memewhore, via brokenarrowsandmumbledthoughts)

incorginito:

thatonebl0nde:

I laughed so fucking hard

lmfao i wish i could get shit this good

incorginito:

thatonebl0nde:

I laughed so fucking hard

lmfao i wish i could get shit this good

(Source: sucked, via napalmevery-promiseland)

gamegrrl:

did a little eyeliner tutorial for you guys :-)

(via brokenarrowsandmumbledthoughts)

janefoster:

basically my life can be summed up in alternating periods of Linda Belcher’s “Alriiiiight!” and Bob Belcher’s “Oh my god”

(via napalmevery-promiseland)

bluecoolkind:

dammit-daroga:

yes hello college, I would like to major in final lair analysis

u are hereby accepted to study at University of Phantomology

(via napalmevery-promiseland)

captainamericaisavirgin:

blackzephyrus:

captainamericaisavirgin:

feminism never made me hate men but the reaction to feminism sure as shit did

some men* you literally cannot hate people you’ve never met or even heard of.

oh MY GOD OH MY GOD OHH M Y GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OHHHYM GOD OH MY GOD OH MY OD OOOOOH MY GOD oh MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD O H MY GO D OH MY GOD O H M Y GO D OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

(via dickchasing)

tastefullyoffensive:

[e_a_s_y]
emilianadarling:

deanobanion:


"Horsemanning, or fake beheading, was a popular way to pose in a photograph in the 1920’s. Sometimes spelled horsemaning, the horsemanning photo fad derives its name from the Headless Horseman, a character from “The Legend of Sleepy Hollow.”

(x)

HUMAN BEING ARE AND ALWAYS HAVE BEEN SUCH HUGE FUCKING DORKS OKAY.

emilianadarling:

deanobanion:

"Horsemanning, or fake beheading, was a popular way to pose in a photograph in the 1920’s. Sometimes spelled horsemaning, the horsemanning photo fad derives its name from the Headless Horseman, a character from “The Legend of Sleepy Hollow.”

(x)

HUMAN BEING ARE AND ALWAYS HAVE BEEN SUCH HUGE FUCKING DORKS OKAY.

(via cuckooforcombeferre)

why are bats stigmatized as being creepy?

ventusrex:

bodypartss:

elfpen:

I mean

look at these things

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they’re like tiny

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fluffy

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dragons

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but instead of breathing fire they squeak and cuddle 

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in caves

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and leaves

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and they have funny ears and noses

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I mean really

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bats are amazing

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This post is so important to me

sky puppies

(via walksin-starlight-inanotherworld)